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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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No one knows it's never happened.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!