1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

6.02 Jokes More 6.02 Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

6.022 Jokes More 6.022 Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"