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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Men, get in the boat!

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Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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They haven't had a gig yet.

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Guacamole.

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A mole-ionaire.

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A guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.