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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

6.02 Jokes More 6.02 Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

6.022 Jokes More 6.022 Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.