1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

6.02 Jokes More 6.02 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

6.022 Jokes More 6.022 Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.