1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole