What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!