What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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A mole-ionaire.

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They haven't had a gig yet.

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Guacamole

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Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.