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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!