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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!