How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.