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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!