How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!