How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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A barber.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.