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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!