Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...