Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.