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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

Because the rice falls through the grill

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.