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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.