Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas