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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas