You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Because it's black. Sorry.
Baristas
A **decaf**alon
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.