Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity