Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity