Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity