How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle