Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Good Will Hunting

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity