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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.