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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle