Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What is the national bird of Italy?

The fly.