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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity