Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.