What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.