What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle