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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.