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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.