Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle