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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.