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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.