Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!