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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.