Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.