Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!