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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.