What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle