What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.