What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!