What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.