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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.