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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Tear Acl Jokes More Tear Acl Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee