What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Their parents.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Deciding which to tell people first.

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Crossfit

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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee