What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL