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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.