What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.