What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.