What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey