What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.