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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.