What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.