What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

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Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.