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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.