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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.