Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard