Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard