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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.