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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.