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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard