Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.