Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.