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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Because he needed his space.

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Pandemonium breaks out.

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Square root of 81

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Because she stole his heart

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Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.