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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.