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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

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Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.