What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.