What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.