What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.