What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism