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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.