What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.