Because we're beautiful and smell good!
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Poison by Christian Dior!
Because its only worth one scent!
Because they dress in lairs.
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
The duck say when he bought lipstick?
She was trying to blow the horn
It slipped a disk.
Lap-top!
Because it was wearing underwear.
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
An object oriented programming language.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Because the trees break wind.
They all have white vans
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