Perfume Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

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Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio