Perfume Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck