Because we're beautiful and smell good!
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Poison by Christian Dior!
Because its only worth one scent!
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
Intruder window
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
We do.
Win-Rawr.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Chicks dig stars.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Soy milk.
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
