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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?