I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
Mean.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
I've yet to find someone who knows.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Someone told me but I forgot.
They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
It means urine business.
Because it means urine trouble
Pies are round
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Why don't you google it?
I'm just asking for a friend)
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Because love means nothing to them.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
What do you mean?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
In tennis, love means nothing.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Tim Tebow
Quiet the opposite.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Six more weeks of bad hockey!
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
You mean across
The Ns justify the means.
Nothing
In a casino, you really mean it.
When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away
Me: You mean after I die, right
Logs on to Wikipedia*
The cow didn't make it.
His desk is level
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
He was a rough rider!
Because to them love means nothing.
They are hiring.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Thought you said psychopath.
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
They mean what they say.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Theft
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
Because Love means nothing to them.
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
Athena reindeer landing on your roof!
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Wait, I can explain everything!
Insufficient funds.
One has hope in her soul...
NaCl-more.
When you're buying salt.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Bingo.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
OC It was her sole comfort.
Women should be first.
