I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Because it means urine trouble
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
When its ajar
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
Cheese was.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
