I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
Matt.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Wars end.
When its ajar
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Sink-o de Mayo
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there