Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
She was fed up with the hole business.
Me: Personally I need a job.
He was caught counting carbs.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.