Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
He came up short on his register.
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
He was Koalified
He didn't knead any more dough.
Walk in with $2 Million.
Because there's too many cheetahs!
He used sarin wrap
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Because they can't even.
Even
