Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Tibet.
I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?
Squash one and deal with the other later.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Because they can't even.
