Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
He was always standing up on the job!
You're fired!
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Because he took his job for granite
They love to gambol.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
He worked it out with a pencil
Buy 2 get 1 free
Because they literally can't even.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.