I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Because all day they deal with ores.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
They work it out with a pencil.
Buy 2 get 1 free
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
Deal or New Deal
I really don't know.
He worked it out with a pencil
It made it easier to deal with high C's
They both deal with checks and balances.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
I literally cannot deal.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
Thor.
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
He responds, "One note at a time."
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
It was leave your keys at the door.
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
A 'fan'atic.
A weeafood
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.
To stamp out forest fires!
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Darn!
They are all #2s.
Because they're all pointless
Kay (K).
When its ajar
