I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Because all day they deal with ores.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
They work it out with a pencil.
Buy 2 get 1 free
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
Deal or New Deal
I really don't know.
He worked it out with a pencil
It made it easier to deal with high C's
They both deal with checks and balances.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
I literally cannot deal.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
Thor.
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
He responds, "One note at a time."
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Look for fresh prints.
It's not hard.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
A 'fan'atic.
A weeafood
They're both full of blue devs.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Stark naked.
Man.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Who says it's dark
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
They got Snowden.
