Crystal Methodists
Croakaine
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
He just shakes it off.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Because all day they deal with ores.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
They work it out with a pencil.
Buy 2 get 1 free
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
Deal or New Deal
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
I really don't know.
LMAO
He worked it out with a pencil
He used sarin wrap
It made it easier to deal with high C's
They both deal with checks and balances.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
I literally cannot deal.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
Thor.
Heavy psychedelics.
Sharks in Malaysia
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
He responds, "One note at a time."
He who smelt it, dealt it.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Because he was coffin...
The South Will Rise Again
Hello, bud.
Cold and calculating.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Wars end.
Because that might be your bike
K
Give him the sheet music.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.
Because he is an erascist.
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
