Obsess Jokes

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.