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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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