Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.