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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!