Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!