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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.