How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.