How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

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What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.