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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling