How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.