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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

Yishan

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.