He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
An elephant!
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Because he was screwing around.
Because he was dying to do so.
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Fish
Don't worry they'll tell you.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
