He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Bock Goodale
Steven Hawking with a brake failure!
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Just one, we're stoned not stupid.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear
He waits for it at the next stop.
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!