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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Young Girl Jokes More Young Girl Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Photograph Jokes More Photograph Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

Dark Room Jokes More Dark Room Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.