How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What is a palindrome?

I said, "No, it's not."