One ton soup.
A ton.
Ton
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Not a ton
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
King Two-ton-khamen.
Littering.
Because the bus hit him.
Because he overcame the dark side
I'm Batman.
Flatman and Ribbon.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
Putin on the Ritz
None according to the Russians.
Rocket Farts.
** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
Flip it over
Their middle name.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Math hue.
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
