How do you weigh a Hipster?

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How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

Nofilter

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!