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How do you weigh a Hipster?

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.