What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.