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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!