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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.