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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother