What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.