What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.