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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.