What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.