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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure