What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!