What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure