What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.