What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.