A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Probably not a planned child.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Hubble Bubble
Six and a half books.
Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.
Follow the Fresh Prints!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Almond the side of the law! Kn
Two mothers-in-law.
Draculaw
Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
It's been nice gnawing you.
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
The cow jumped over the moon.
Practice.
Dingos with straws....!!
The law of gravity
