What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Obey Jokes More Obey Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.