What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Obey Jokes More Obey Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.