A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
A lie
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
You Tracer.
Sketchup
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Cause I stepped on it.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Jack The Kipper.
Who else would follow a chicken
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
There is no contradiction club
Draculaw
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A bilingual chicken
It's been nice gnawing you.
Chihuehue
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Just the First Order.
