Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
A watch dog!
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Church.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
They'll get chapped lips!
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Chinatown
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.
Because it's on the house.
