What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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A trail mix!

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So he could spend a semester a broad.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Pier to Pier Networking

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.