What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.