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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.