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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.