What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!