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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker