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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!