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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!