What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!