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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.