What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated