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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"