What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!