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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!