Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...