Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.