Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.