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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.