Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!