Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.