Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty