Fungus Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.