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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance