Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.