Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!