Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.