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Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What is an emo's favorite note?

G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.