Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi