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Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!