Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Bar Tab Jokes More Bar Tab Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What do you call a migrant in space?

Illegal alien

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.