Fungi Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Bar Tab Jokes More Bar Tab Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Stem Jokes More Stem Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with