Mushroom Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

Because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

A fungimentalist

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Batman can go to the store with out robin.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

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