Because there's not mushroom!
Because there isn't mush-room.
Because he's a FUN-GUY
A hot dog.
In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA
When its down your pants then its a goblin!
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.