Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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A fungi to hang out with

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A Trillbilly!

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!