Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!