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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Toadstool Jokes More Toadstool Jokes

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.