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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool