Because there's not mushroom!
You're a fungi to be with
Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
A living Ben and Gwen.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
When its down your pants then its a goblin!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.