What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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Game, *Set,* and match.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.