What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!