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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))