What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.