What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Having legs.....

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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She soldered on.

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Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Because there's not mushroom!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.