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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))