What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.