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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.