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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.