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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.