Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.