Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.