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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.