Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.