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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.